Bell pepper, sausage, pencil: Here are the 7 different penis shapes, according to an expert
An expert has had fun classifying the different shapes of penis... Here are the 7 distinct categories! Can you guess which one you belong to?
Thick, short, wide or twisted, penis shapes are many and varied. One specialist has taken a closer look, defining seven categories of penis shape. Behind this expert is Darren Breen, Director of iMEDicare Ltd, an Anglo-Saxon company that markets accessories to help people suffering from erectile dysfunction.
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Interviewed by Dailymail, Darren Breen confirms that he is able to clearly define the main families of penis shapes, having observed and analyzed his clientele, which has been growing steadily for over 20 years.
More under this adMore under this adTo be as concrete as possible in explaining his thesis, the expert has drawn up families of fruits and vegetables to best schematize the shape of phalluses. Also included are two everyday objects... So, are you more of a hammer, banana or sausage? You be the judge!
The sausage: the classic shape
Chipolata or frankfurter, the sausage is long, rounded and rather wide. The expert confirms that this is the most common penis shape.
More under this adMore under this adThe bell pepper: a generous shape
In general, peppers are relatively short, but memorably wide!
The cucumber: long and wide at the same time
Larger than a sausage, the cucumber represents XXL penises.
The banana: a curved shape
Banana-shaped penises are surprisingly curved!
The cone: a slightly pointed shape
Wide at the base and pointed at the tip, cone-shaped penises are very common in men's pants!
The hammer: a solid shape
The expert also compares the hammer to mushrooms!
The pencil: a long, slender shape
And yes, there are some incredibly slender penises!
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Daily Mail: Sex expert reveals the SEVEN definitive penis shapes, including the hammer, the cone and the pencil - so, which type does YOUR man have?