“I want a turret of my own” – Alan Carr eyes up a castle after Celebrity Traitors win

It’s official: Alan Carr wants a castle. After capturing the nation’s attention as a fan-favourite on Celebrity Traitors, the 49-year-old comic has revealed he’s keen to invest in historic bricks and mortar, all thanks to time spent at Ardross Castle during filming. But Alan’s plans go way beyond a simple change of address. He’s plotting a new TV adventure, a slice of community life, and even animal antics. Is Britain ready for Castle Man?

Finding new beginnings after heartbreak

The urge for change couldn’t come at a bigger crossroad for Alan. Last year, he split from his longtime partner Paul Drayton and said goodbye to their shared home in Kent. Now, with his BBC game show triumph fuelling his imagination, Alan’s next address just might be epic. As he told the audience on The Jonathan Ross Show,

“I want to move and I loved being in the Traitors castle, so I thought, ‘I’m going to buy one’. I’m buying a castle. I’m having a midlife crisis. I want a turret of my own. I’m in my turret era.”

He’s not just dreaming of grand hallways. What stands out is the desire to build something more inclusive, a place where others can join him.

“I know it sounds very grand. I'm moving out of where I am, I want animals, I want a community thing,” Alan shared on TV.

The comedian is clear:

“I feel lonely where I am. It will be nice, people coming in and having a cream tea. I want people to come and there'll be donkeys everywhere.”

This isn’t just a vanity project; it’s Alan reaching for company, comfort and a chance to give back.

From Spanish villas to Scottish castles: Alan’s hands-on property journey

Alan isn’t new to transforming homes – or sharing the fun with audiences. Viewers might remember Amanda & Alan's Spanish Job, his renovation series with Amanda Holden. Their DIY adventure didn’t just end in a sun-soaked success; they managed to sell the revamped villa for €180,000 profit (£156,000), and every penny went to charity. Their team-up then moved on to similar projects in Greece, showing Alan’s commitment to making housing more than just a private luxury.

This latest plan is also set to become a television event. Alan is preparing Castle Man for Disney+, a new series documenting the hunt for his dream pile and the unique vision he’s building around it. There’s no confirmed air date yet, but the buzz is building already. Viewers, fans, and castle-spotters alike will soon be along for the ride as Alan scours the UK for the perfect “very grand” place, somewhere to make his mark and open up new possibilities for his own future – and for others.

How community and comfort come together in Alan’s next act

The Scottish landscape clearly left a mark on Alan, with Ardross Castle providing both inspiration and energy for something beyond typical celebrity moves. The family who owns Ardross might keep their secrets, but Alan’s openness about feeling alone and wanting a communal life adds depth to his showbiz persona. Behind the jokes and the midlife “turret era”, there’s a wish to connect with people in a tangible way, blending the star’s love of entertainment with tangible community impact. Animal lovers, afternoon tea fans and anyone seeking a sense of belonging may well find themselves heading for Alan Carr’s castle doors – drawn by his trademark warmth and the promise of donkeys wandering the grounds.

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Alan Carr's major upheaval with 'very grand' castle following divorce