Chuck Norris: 20 unforgettable jokes that have rocked the internet
Chuck Norris isn't his real name
Chuck Norris was born as Carlos Ray Norris, on 10 March, 1940, in Oklahoma.
He lost his baby brother to the Vietnam War
Chuck Norris has got two brothers: Wieland and Aaron. Wieland always told his brothers he would not reach the age of 27, and it sadly came true, as he was killed on duty during the Vietnam War.
He was a soldier in the US Air Force
In 1958, Chuck Norris joined the US Air Force as an Air Policeman, and he was stationed in South Korea, where he discovered his passion for martial arts, especially Tang Soo Do.
He taught karate to Steve McQueen
When he got back to the United States, Chuck Norris opened several karate schools, where he taught celebrity clients such as none other than Steve McQueen and Priscilla Presley, as well as normal people.
He launched his own combat league
In 2005, Chuck Norris founded the World Combat League, a full-combat and team-based combat league. Half of his earnings in the league are given to his charity, Kickstart Kids.
He later became an Internet sensation
Over the years, Chuck Norris has become a huge internet sensation. People still make jokes about his legendary strength. Here are some examples.
Time Waits for No man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris in the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to fight his heartburn.
8. Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice.
Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris' famous stare
'Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.'
Chuck Norris basically invented the world
‘In the Beginning there was nothing ... then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.’
His energy bill must be low
‘Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.’
Never provoke Chuck Norris, NEVER
'If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.'